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16

Apr

My landlord who hates me asked Devere Burnett if he ever sings contemporary pop music in our apartment. Devere said “No- you must be hearing Brian.”She said “Oh… Well, don’t tell him I said this, but he has a beautiful voice.”

My landlord who hates me asked Devere Burnett if he ever sings contemporary pop music in our apartment.

Devere said “No- you must be hearing Brian.”

She said “Oh… Well, don’t tell him I said this, but he has a beautiful voice.”

01

Jan

Sweet Caroline

Sweet Caroline

(Source: the-pictures-on-the-wall)

26

Dec

Underwear party in 2 weeks. I’m trying to avoid this.

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Ian and Brian.

Ian and Brian.

09

Aug

COSMETIC RETURNS.

COSMETIC RETURNS.

20

Jun

When a customer tells you you’re, like, really pretty.

12

Jun

Your friend wants you to do her makeup after work before you go out.

09

Jun

It’s cool that all you 9-5 people can go to Pridefest every night. But I’m in retail.

It’s cool that all you 9-5 people can go to Pridefest every night. But I’m in retail.

08

Jun

Pride weekend at Mayfair Mall.

Pride weekend at Mayfair Mall.

07

Jun

When I step off the floor for lunch.

When I step off the floor for lunch.